February 3, 2011

DO NOT LEAN BACK OR ROCK IN CHAIR!!!

I am writing this post while perched in a cubicle at my local library where of course there is no WiFi, a fact that makes me especially happy since I loaded up my laptop and brought it along.

My internet is out at home, and the awesome Time Warner will be there immediately NEXT TUESDAY between 8-12 and will have me back online in no time.

Really, Noah?  Then what do you suggest I call the many, many hours between now and Tuesday between 8-12 if not lots and lots and lotslotslots of time?

As much as I love sitting here in this suprisingly noisy room... (hello?  whatever happened to the Shhhhh factor in a place like this?) (psst dude, I'm pretty sure that cell phone has vibrate.  Get on it)....my attention span is that of the easily distracted tribe which means

YOU MUST PAY FOR ALL MISTAKES YOU MAKE!!!  THANK YOU!!!

(These colorful signs plastered on the cubicle wall beside my head are so helpful.) 

So what was I saying?

Oh yeah.  See you in no time.  Or next Tuesday....whichever comes first.

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5 comments:

  1. Don't you just love the "back on line in no time" being next Tuesday!!!

    I used to have a great deal of problem with my internet and finally after way too much nonsense I switched to "business internet"...it cost a little more but I've not been down in the past 4 years!!! Well worth the extra cost...

    Make lots of your gorgeous beads...then next Wed. you can put them on Etsy???

    Take care.
    Cheers

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  2. Oh Juli, you make this librarian's heart ache. Your local library is *really* that awful? And they seriously have a sign that says you must pay for all your mistakes????? Unbelievable.

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  3. I hear ya on the "what the hell happened to the quiet library?" My local, small town library is pretty good although I had to narc on someone who had the audacity to TALK ON HIS DAMN PHONE! Not too long ago, though, I was in Kalamazoo's (big city for me) library and couldn't find a quiet place to read a magazine.

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  4. Oh Juls.... no interwebness... I'd be lost! And of course when you call in to request assistance, you're talking to someone in Malaysia that has no clue where Alabama is... hmmm, very frustrating.

    But, the best solution for frustrating is mas Mojitos por la mañana! :o) And your bestest chica to help you with that recommended prescription! ;)

    Hope you're getting some creative spurts to share your beauty with the world! {Hugs!}

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  5. The dreaded internet fail! WHy is it so hard to get a technician to come over and fix it?! And those time slots....do.my.head.in.! Good luck with getting it sorted...in no time at all...!

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