July 21, 2010

If racoons had polka dots I bet they'd play football.

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Dear Mr. Postman,

I hope you at least got it between the uprights.
Love,
Glasgrl


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Dear Crazy Ass Racoon,

I realize you are a scavenger and don't care that that food was Baby Daddy's.
I realize you don't get the concept of NO! PLEASE don't break that! screamed wildly through the back door as you look RIGHT AT ME while shoving one of my china saucers off the table. 

It's paper plates from now on.  I hope you understand. 
Love,
One wedgewood short of a set



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Dear y'all,

I'm making beads.  Lots and oodles and many many. 
Happy Fun Summer Playtime treasures.
I'll be listing on Etsy later in the week, as soon as I get over my need to roll around naked on them.

I'm kidding.   I have socks on.
Love,
Juls



A Lovefest!

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13 comments:

  1. Isn't it a little too hot in Alabama to be wearing socks?!?!

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  2. Cynthia, Why you wanna call me out like that!? shhhhhh.

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  3. Oh, tears of sadness for broken glass. :( BTW, love the new focals... great colors, great complimentary beads! Hopefully they added a bit 'o joy to your shattered glass packages.

    {Hugs!}
    Dawn

    P.S. I love the titles of your blog posts. You always make me laugh!

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  4. Love fest! With or without socks! Will have to stalk your shop! I love your blog, always makes me smile and laugh, thanks.

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  5. socks? seriously? However, Socks might be a good name for your little dish breaken fur friend.

    Beads are VERY pertty!

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  6. OK girlie I so know you better no socks for sure! (but who could blame you those are some 'freakin yummy beads!) And......you know what I saw ;) ;) I just know they will be snapped up before I get to cart them myself.

    Humm can you differ payments???? :0 (did I say that out loud?)

    Hugs

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  7. You crack me up (more so than what the postman and raccoon did)!

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  8. “We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations.”
    ~Charles Swindoll

    I love the way you turn these impossibilities into opportunities.
    You rock my socks off.
    Can I come and cavort with them beads?

    Enjoy the day!
    Rin

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  9. Rin?
    Who is this Rin character?!

    Enjoy the day!
    Erin

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  10. The horror. Too much broken glass, must look away.

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  11. I was giggling even before I read your post. I'm sorry to see your broken glass...grrrr....
    Socks? Summer? No socks! At least the glass would be nice and cool. LOL
    Those new sets ROCK!
    Bead Happy!
    Michelle

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  12. heeeeheeeeheee girl you so funny. xoxox love the lovefest! delightful

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  13. Such a funny post! You are a hoot and a half!

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