I am, that's who.

Look at this box of treasures, y'all.

LOOK AT IT!

I'm a freak for Crosses and I'm a freak for Raku,

and right now I'm over here gettin'

my Super Freak on.

That image some of you now have of me

shaking my money maker

to some serious funk

is courtesy of the awesome

Duane Collins

of Elements Pottery.

(and maybe a little Rick James)

If you haven't seen Duane's work in person

or better yet held it in your

beady little paws,

then why are you still here reading

my nonsense?

Go forth and procure yourself the precious!

You won't find better quality
and his prices are so ridiculously low.

Tell him I sent you only after apologizing 

that there are no more ready made Crosses,

and that he might need to create a custom one

just for you.

Who's a big fat greedy piglet?

Huh?

Who is?

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