July 22, 2011

Wait. What?

As reported by Statcounter, the following are key word searches and the corresponding Julsbeads' rankings that have landed people on this here blog:

"what to paint my toes for the beach"      # 4
"knocking heads against a brick wall"      # 8
"definition of a varietist"     # 8
"bedroom beads"     # 4

I can understand the toe thing because the only reason God gave me toes was so they could be covered in beach sand.  I might have mentioned that 1 or 100 times over the course of the last couple of years. 

I am not really surprised that Google thinks I am a Mcwordydictionaryalist because of this post, but knocking heads against a brick wall?  I'm pretty sure the only head (singular) I've ever done that to is my own.

But.  Bedroom beads?  Really?   Oh.

I think when I finish typing this post I'm going to go google "oversharer".    If I'm not already #1 on the list I'll be stepping up my game.

Consider yourself warned.


  1. Rolling in laughter here! Bedroom beads... maybe you have a new market for the kinky! LOL

    Can't wait to see where your creative mind would take those. :-O

    Hope your whole darn weekend is rootin-tootin great (without the tootin part of course). ♥

  2. That is certainly eye opening (or maybe eye popping in the case of bedroom beads!). So. Damn. Funny. That's what you are.
    Enjoy the day!

  3. Ditto on both comments!!!! A visit with you can sure open the eyes and dirty mind! LOL

  4. Almost hurt myself. Do NOT drink cola while reading this blog, the resultant fountain from your nose is unpleasant.

    You have a fantabulistic day, you!

  5. That's hilarious! You don't even want to know what some people are searching for when they search for me -- I share the name of a (hushed whisper) porn star.

  6. LMAO! I love checking the weird searches that bring people to my blog - yours are great! And that hedgehog graphic is hilarious :D

  7. This post has opened a whole new door for us, thanks Juls. The door??? Looking up wierd google searches. LOL

  8. Too funny...you just never know!
    Enjoy the evening... :~)