As reported by Statcounter, the following are key word searches and the corresponding Julsbeads' rankings that have landed people on this here blog:
"what to paint my toes for the beach" # 4
"knocking heads against a brick wall" # 8
"definition of a varietist" # 8
"bedroom beads" # 4
I can understand the toe thing because the only reason God gave me toes was so they could be covered in beach sand. I might have mentioned that 1 or 100 times over the course of the last couple of years.
I am not really surprised that Google thinks I am a Mcwordydictionaryalist because of this post, but knocking heads against a brick wall? I'm pretty sure the only head (singular) I've ever done that to is my own.
But. Bedroom beads? Really? Oh.
I think when I finish typing this post I'm going to go google "oversharer". If I'm not already #1 on the list I'll be stepping up my game.
Consider yourself warned.