July 22, 2011

Wait. What?

As reported by Statcounter, the following are key word searches and the corresponding Julsbeads' rankings that have landed people on this here blog:

"what to paint my toes for the beach"      # 4
"knocking heads against a brick wall"      # 8
"definition of a varietist"     # 8
"bedroom beads"     # 4

I can understand the toe thing because the only reason God gave me toes was so they could be covered in beach sand.  I might have mentioned that 1 or 100 times over the course of the last couple of years. 

I am not really surprised that Google thinks I am a Mcwordydictionaryalist because of this post, but knocking heads against a brick wall?  I'm pretty sure the only head (singular) I've ever done that to is my own.

But.  Bedroom beads?  Really?   Oh.

I think when I finish typing this post I'm going to go google "oversharer".    If I'm not already #1 on the list I'll be stepping up my game.

Consider yourself warned.

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8 comments:

  1. Sparkle QueenJuly 22, 2011 at 8:56 AM

    Rolling in laughter here! Bedroom beads... maybe you have a new market for the kinky! LOL

    Can't wait to see where your creative mind would take those. :-O

    Hope your whole darn weekend is rootin-tootin great (without the tootin part of course). ♥

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  2. TesoriTrovatiJuly 22, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    That is certainly eye opening (or maybe eye popping in the case of bedroom beads!). So. Damn. Funny. That's what you are.
    Enjoy the day!
    Erin

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  3. UnknownJuly 22, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    Ditto on both comments!!!! A visit with you can sure open the eyes and dirty mind! LOL

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  4. NEDbeadsJuly 22, 2011 at 11:18 AM

    Almost hurt myself. Do NOT drink cola while reading this blog, the resultant fountain from your nose is unpleasant.

    You have a fantabulistic day, you!

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  5. Pretty ThingsJuly 22, 2011 at 1:57 PM

    That's hilarious! You don't even want to know what some people are searching for when they search for me -- I share the name of a (hushed whisper) porn star.

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  6. Heidi PostJuly 22, 2011 at 2:13 PM

    LMAO! I love checking the weird searches that bring people to my blog - yours are great! And that hedgehog graphic is hilarious :D

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  7. DVArtistJuly 22, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    This post has opened a whole new door for us, thanks Juls. The door??? Looking up wierd google searches. LOL
    Nicole/Beadwright

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  8. Azure AccessoriesJuly 23, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    Too funny...you just never know!
    Enjoy the evening... :~)

    Cheers

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