If my head hadn't exploded a few hours ago I would be licking these:
A quick note to that completeandutterasshole highly intelligent malicious jerk that wasted an entire day of my life: After NINE hours on and off the telephone with the fine folks at Symantic, my laptop is free of your hack hijack virus. Yes. I called you a hack. You suck.
Now I am going to chill with a pitcher of mojito.
Yes. I said pitcher.