Me: Soooo...I forced myself out of bed this afternoon, began the process of unpacking, decided out of curiosity to try on some britches I haven't fit in a while...slid on some awesome cargo pants I forgot I even had, buttoned 'em right up without a fat roll (yay, team!), did a little dance, then bent over to pick up some other clothes off the floor and totally ripped the ass end of said cargo pants from top to bottom.
L: Using who's ass?
L: So the good Lord giveth, and the good Lord taketh away.
M: I loved those pants.
L: Ya know this kind of shit only happens to us.
M: That's because we were created to be so awesome that God knows he can have a little fun. In fact, this experience is likely the only reason he blessed with me Noassatall..
L: You should of at least been wearing the padded fake booty panties mommom gave you for Christmas last year.
M: Stop talking.