1) I'm a week over due on my fill.
2) Because I spent my mani money at the vet last week.
3) And at the bar Thursday night.
4) And Saturday.
5) Stop looking at me like that.
6) I'm single.
7) And I like to play darts.
8) This counting thing is too much like math.
Also, have you ever checked out your Celebrity Doppleganger? I tried it a couple of years ago and got Helen Mirren. But not Helen Mirren at 40. More like Helen Mirren at 60 something. Which means that whole doppleganger website can kiss my lily white grits because if we are basing it on facial features I'm actually much more of a Dory.
Brilliant, that one.