[v. uhp-lift; n. uhp-lift]
3. to exalt emotionally or spiritually.
8. a brassiere.
Huh. Did you know about #8? Because I didn't. You can imagine I was maybe a little surprised when I sought uplift in an online dictionary for a verbatim definition and discovered how much I am no longer a fan of it. I've been thinking all these years that uplift is a positive role model full of kindness and love and blahblahblah IT's A BRA, y'all.
I had to change my plan of blog attack today and consult the Thesaurus for a substitute, because while I may really like and want to uplift each and every one of you, I am not about to walk around behind you holding up your boobs.
The only substitutes that start with U are Up and Upgrade and oh uh uh... Those fall right in line with the topic at hand and I think I'm just gonna stop.
U needs you.
Please get here quick.
Here's some partial Skillz Day eye candy....
to hopefully make up for everything I just said.