[v. uhp-lift; n. uhp-lift]
–verb
3. to exalt emotionally or spiritually.
–noun
8. a brassiere.
Huh. Did you know about #8? Because I didn't. You can imagine I was maybe a little surprised when I sought uplift in an online dictionary for a verbatim definition and discovered how much I am no longer a fan of it. I've been thinking all these years that uplift is a positive role model full of kindness and love and blahblahblah IT's A BRA, y'all.
I had to change my plan of blog attack today and consult the Thesaurus for a substitute, because while I may really like and want to uplift each and every one of you, I am not about to walk around behind you holding up your boobs.
The only substitutes that start with U are Up and Upgrade and oh uh uh... Those fall right in line with the topic at hand and I think I'm just gonna stop.
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Dear Q,
U needs you.
Love,
Please get here quick.
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Here's some partial Skillz Day eye candy....
to hopefully make up for everything I just said.
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You crack me up! I had no idea that uplift and bra where one in the same...learn something new every day!
ReplyDeleteoh you should post a warning .."Put down coffee cup before reading"
ReplyDeletei almost choked.
LOL..what a mental image that is of you walking around being everyones Uplift.
Lol...what a picture! Seriously hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThank you for putting a smile on my face and no I would have never thought of #8 for uplift ever! Still smiling as I am typing this - you made my day!
ReplyDeleteHi Juls, you crack me up and oh darn i could have really used an uplift as i was once a 32b b4 kids and now 32long after kids well u "uplifted" me spiritually anyway ttfn L:)
ReplyDeleteYes a warning is in order I spit the coffee on the keyboard and man is it sticky! I needed the
ReplyDelete"uplift" and the gorgalishous eye candy!
Hugs
Another timely posting - I had my mammogram today.
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