April 7, 2011

Today is all about U.


[v. uhp-lift; n. uhp-lift]


3. to exalt emotionally or spiritually.


8. a brassiere.

Huh.  Did you know about #8?  Because I didn't.  You can imagine I was maybe a little surprised when I sought uplift in an online dictionary for a verbatim definition and discovered how much I am no longer a fan of it.  I've been thinking all these years that uplift is a positive role model full of kindness and love and blahblahblah IT's A BRA, y'all.

I had to change my plan of blog attack today and consult the Thesaurus for a substitute, because while I may really like and want to uplift each and every one of you, I am not about to walk around behind you holding up your boobs.

The only substitutes that start with U are Up and Upgrade and oh uh uh...  Those fall right in line with the topic at hand and I think I'm just gonna stop.

Dear Q,

U needs you.

Please get here quick.

Here's some partial Skillz Day eye candy....

to hopefully make up for everything I just said.



  1. You crack me up! I had no idea that uplift and bra where one in the same...learn something new every day!

  2. oh you should post a warning .."Put down coffee cup before reading"
    i almost choked.
    LOL..what a mental image that is of you walking around being everyones Uplift.

  3. Lol...what a picture! Seriously hilarious!

  4. Thank you for putting a smile on my face and no I would have never thought of #8 for uplift ever! Still smiling as I am typing this - you made my day!

  5. Hi Juls, you crack me up and oh darn i could have really used an uplift as i was once a 32b b4 kids and now 32long after kids well u "uplifted" me spiritually anyway ttfn L:)

  6. Yes a warning is in order I spit the coffee on the keyboard and man is it sticky! I needed the
    "uplift" and the gorgalishous eye candy!


  7. Another timely posting - I had my mammogram today.