I accept that my
once cozy screened in porch
has become your Catio instead.
I even go so far as to
feed every stray
you drag you home.
Like Mini You:
Because I'm pretty sure I love you.
Thanks for wanting to share and all,
but please feel free to not slam your
dead baby squirrel trophy
against the back door
while I am sitting on the other side of it
trying to eat a turkey sandwich.