August 13, 2010

Dear Baby Daddy~

When you showed up last winter with your soulful eyes and gentle spirit I was powerless to resist you. 


I accept that my
once cozy screened in porch
has become your Catio instead.

I even go so far as to
feed every stray
you drag you home.

Like Mini You:


Because I'm pretty sure I love you.

But.

 This?


No.


Thanks for wanting to share and all,
but please feel free to not slam your
dead baby squirrel trophy
against the back door
while I am sitting on the other side of it
trying to eat a turkey sandwich.

~~



11 comments:

  1. Sparkle QueenAugust 13, 2010 at 8:44 PM

    Oh my... not good kitty. I think that calls for a Kitty Time Out... or 73847698241 time outs. Squirrel Massacre is not a movie I want to replay...

    Juls, give my best to Baby Squirrels parents. I'm sure they are in mourning. :(

    Naughty, naughty little kitty...
    {Hugs!}
    Dawn

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  2. EllenAugust 13, 2010 at 9:06 PM

    Ok, I found your "sparklies." Now you're in trouble.
    Love the whole "catio" thing. ha!

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  3. TesoriTrovatiAugust 13, 2010 at 9:47 PM

    Baby Daddy just wants to show his undying affection for you in the only way that predators know how...in rodent carcasses.

    ! !
    O

    Bad kitty.
    Enjoy the day!
    Erin

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  4. elisabeth August 13, 2010 at 11:07 PM

    Ew ew ew! Used to work in a hardware store and the cat kept out in the barn with the feed and hay used to bring me presents like that - yuck! The smelly dog toys that Layla brings me now don't seem so bad :-)

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  5. Belinda SavilleAugust 13, 2010 at 11:56 PM

    I'm not laughing...really I'm not... ^_^

    Here's hoping Baby Daddy doesn't bring you any more 'gifts'!

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  6. ReginaAugust 14, 2010 at 4:28 AM

    Baby Daddy loves you! You have a Catio, I have a Dogio, and no squirrel gifts yet!

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  7. AnonymousAugust 14, 2010 at 8:48 AM

    It's a present for you! Inside you're saying "ewwwww gross!" but on the outside it's "good kitty, thank you!" To him it's a diamond bracelet for his goddess.

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  8. UnknownAugust 14, 2010 at 8:58 AM

    AW!!!! Baby Daddy So Loves You!!!!!

    (OK it's gross and all but hey you gave him the catio and he gives you prized kills! Just think that squirell may have been up to no good!

    GOOD KITTY!

    Hugs

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  9. perpetuawhimsicaAugust 14, 2010 at 7:17 PM

    such is the circle of life- and you are his momma! baby daddy is a skilled predator- love it. besides perhaps that's all baby squirrel got in the 'book of days" i am sure it was quick.

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  10. Silver ParrotAugust 16, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    I'm sorry for you and the squirrel, but OMG, this made me laugh myself silly.

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  11. Shai WilliamsAugust 20, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    Now that was a token of love. I sure hope that you treated him accordingly.

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