Is it normal to be nervous before an imaginary eye appointment? Are fake glasses in my future, and if so, can I feign wearing contacts instead? Since eyes are the window to the soul, is it better for them to be double paned?
Will I look in the 4 eyed mirror and revert to the pointing and teasing of my 5 year old self? Will my brother, the original recipient of my pointing and teasing, revert to pointing and teasing of his own? Will I have to kill him for it? Will the warden let me bead in my tiny cell? Will they make me go out into the yard with other cons who will point and tease? Will I have to kill them too?
Maybe I should just cancel that fake appointment in favor of the freedom to continue looking at things even though that might eventually mean everyone looks like my grandpa.
It's time to party again! The first was so much fun that you definitely want to head over to Pretty Things and sign up to play in this one.
Uh. That means now. So go already.
See ya there!